We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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