She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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