whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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