i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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