Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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