When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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