THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
