OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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