Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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