i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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