I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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