Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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