He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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