But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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