I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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