and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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