I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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