just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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