why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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