I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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