do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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