She's JV to your varsity
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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