Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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