yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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