Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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