Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize