He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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