I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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