Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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