Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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