Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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