well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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