Sry I called you an 8
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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