2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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