I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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