Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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