summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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