you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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