All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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