So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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