Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
40s are totally the cure
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Randomize
