i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
