i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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