Welp...herpes.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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