Your tits are I can't wait for
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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