he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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