Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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