I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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