i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
it was like eating out sand paper
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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