not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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