I am spending my child support on dildos
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
