Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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