I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I love you. Go after that dick
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
