I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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