carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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