But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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