Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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