GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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