is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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