YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
420 ftw
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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