Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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