He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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